I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
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