The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
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