it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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