Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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