Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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