Dual....:-)
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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