their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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