So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Randomize
