I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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