I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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