Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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