that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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