its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I just had sex on a roof
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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