shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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