I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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