woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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