Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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