hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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