is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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