Just fell off a train. Bad.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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