david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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