Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
just come out here and I will go home with you...
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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