Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
