True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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