Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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