Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
should my penis look like a turkey
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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