HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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