But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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