she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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