I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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