How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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