you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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