drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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