With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
He did a backflip because drugs
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