when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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