didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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