I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I think I just sharted jello shots
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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