To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
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