It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Sorry my hands just texted you
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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