So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
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