sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
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