this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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