She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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