Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize
