Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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