That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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