You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Randomize
