at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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