i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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