chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
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